What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.

Life is The Onion. The Onion is life.

This legitimately activated my gag reflex.

I figured it would be a Dom DeLuise treasure bath scenario....

WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

Current headline from the Washington Post:

But enough about Melania’s love life...

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

It got tossed.

There are plenty of people who would take the opportunity to satisfy their bloodlust if given the opportunity. Filipnos don’t have a different psyche from anyone else, it all depends on who holds the reins of power.

Agreed! He’s awesome as Remy on House of Cards as well!

In case anyone out there was confused about how the voting/enfranchisement system was rigged, here it is. Jill Stein filed for a recount. She paid the required fees. And now, suddenly, she is not “aggrieved” enough to demand a recount. Any registered voter should be entitled to demand a recount if they can pay the…

How about Mark Burnett stages the inauguration as a mashup of his programs? Trump is dropped into an actual shark tank that’s on a desert island and he screams until his voice is gone and we see if he’s a survivor.

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#IMWITHluciFER

Yeah? Well, that’s just like... your fact, man.

Burning a flag is protected free speech, but I know of no constitutional protection for well done, nor should there be. It’s a fucking travesty.

What’s the weirder life? Being married to Hitler, being a favored child of Hitler or being the child Hitler doesn’t like because you don’t have the boobs Hitler thinks his daughter should have?