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• Jimmy and Rihanna take turns hocking loogies on each other.

Do you hear yourself?!

Nah, you can leave all that out.

Lil’ story time: I used to participate in research studies for extra cash. I did one when I was still in college where they got me drunk (like really, really drunk - I think they made me drink a couple of cups of vodka) and then read me a bunch of statements to agree/disagree with. Statements like, “a woman who…

My thought process: