Cho should be a little cranky about being button-holed into a conversation where her only options are enabling, playing the heel, and polite hedging.

just going to leave this here:

He also declared Flint water to be the most technically foul.

quality insight there.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ squeaky wheel, I guess!

Jesus Fuck! As if we didn’t know it already, these moves just go to prove what a lightweight Trump is. When any other president makes an appointment, you have to figure out who they are by reading about their quietly accomplished career toiling away in some distinguished but unsexy sector of some field that relates to…

I know it’s kind of a pipe dream that the state electors will just hand the presidency over to HRC, but I’d like to think if they were hearing this stuff they might be at least thinking about it a little.

To use a sports analogy, this is like a very good football team playing against a hapless, bush-league team and somehow letting it stay close throughout the game, even giving up a lead at certain points, only to have one last chance to win it at the last second but missing the field goal. Yeah, you can blame the…

Were you going for Herzog? Because I totally read that in Herzog’s voice.

Okay, but “movie”? I would hope anyone who got that tattoo would be dying to tell you how much he loves the book. You do know it was a book, right? Feels like this little takedown hasn’t gone that well for you . . .

That must be why his B.O. is knocking chicks unconscious behind him.

Have you ever heard “if you have to explain it, it isn’t funny”?

well, I wouldn’t say planning but, you know, death panels and such . . . I’m trying to be realistic.

In 4 to 8 yeas you always get another shot for a candidate that more aligns with your beliefs

Urine for some good eatin’, Mr. Weber!

nope, that “started in the 2000s” bit made me chuckle a bit too. oh, these kids . . . think they invented everything.

oh, i just scrolled down. you’re serious. never mind.

Is that the picture you meant to run? That picture looks like the story should be something like Chris Bosh Pays For One Vending Machine Snickers, Gets Two.

Anyone who comes after you for this will have to get through me first! I love Vegemite. I am raising my children on it. I snuck it into their bottles without their mother’s knowledge.