The woman in this picture is a metaphor for cocaine.

The choice of terrorists everywhere. Or have I seen Back to the Future too many times?

It’s so dangerous to be that close. The Ferrari could burst into flames at any moment.

You may be right about the Evo being the only one.

They’re locked, cocked, and ready to roll, alright

“Handle the load of the law” sounds like a eyerolling line from a really bad porno flick.

Jorge used to shoot at a truck

It’s funny how compatible a match Fiat and Chrysler were for each other.

At least they didn’t film vertically.

You can gloat when you save our asses in WWIII (thanks for that in advance, btw)

These are MINE. I DON’T WANNA SHARE!!!! WHAAAAAAA!!!

Yup, the dude we put in the White House, and the same dude that has codes for nuclear weapons, ladies and gentlemen. A complete waste of oxygen.

I did that. When I was three. Also, I was not POTUS at the time.

The Secret Service is probably keeping a close eye on all the keys and levers

Oh great, let’s get the toddler President out of bed for some play time with big-boy toys, then broadcast it for the whole world to see just how big of a big-boy he is.

oh god....... welp... i guess i’ll have a new one of these by days end

Waiting for Trump to act like a dumbass 3-year-old for photo op. He’s made in America, also.

...driving a Rendezvous.