I really miss the Diamond Joe articles.

Relax, its from a classic Onion article

Puke.

I’ve never been to a Barrett-Jackson auction, but I imagine more than 99% of that crowd are Trump fans.

When is Biden’s sweet fire chicken coming up for Auction? :-)

His fat ass may have owned it, but are we sure he ever crammed his fat ass into it? Does he even have a driver’s license? Has he ever been spotted behind the wheel of anything that is not a parked vehicle or a golf cart?

Via conductive fibers woven into the mats.

And this image displays why NO.

Imagine how well it would accelerate if it had tires of a proper size, mounted on properly-sized rims, with proper camber.

Yeah, but can I finance it for $500/month through one of the sellers?

You wouldn’t think so, but teenagers are eating detergent packets “for the lolz” so at this point everything is fair game.

I thought this was common knowledge. Is there a large population who are really okay with this or are they caving to pressure? Also call the cops and report the car stolen.

Emphasis on “summer tires” in my case :|

By about 1975, most 69 Camaros looked like that.....

so long as you ignore that he got his millions under paying his employees.

Good for him.

Looks like it might work pretty well, but it ate right through that girl’s fender. Must be some really nasty stuff!

Okay,l I just want to say that this stuff WORKED. I did not have this option, but I kept a can in my ‘59 Chevy and on numerous occasions I had to use it and, I say again, it WORKED.

By ceasing to be a useless sap.

You got prahbrem wif muhret, round eye?