So you do Crossfit and herbal enemas. Got it.

Oh jeez, here come the cool witty atheists with their flying spaghetti monster jokes...

God damn- that was good kinja

Their current world headquarters is in Austria, but the drink was originally invented in Thailand.

Redbull is Austrian.....

Damn, why does it look so ugly there? It looked way better in all the other pictures I’d seen a while back - maybe the proportions seem off when you see an actual human near it.

Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Provided they find no THC on the UDS while getting the CDL.

Any bigger and Matthew McConaughey is going to need a CDL

Dude no one is forcing you to buy the cars

The definition of autopilot isn’t something that takes full control. That would be an autonomous car. Autopilot is something that reduces driver workload, like autopilot on an aircraft.

I know I’m about to see a dozen links to this video on facebook with titles like “The Flying Car is Here” or “This Will Be Your Next Taxi Ride.”

Or one of without the fake on fake: simulated parking sensors inside of large black plastic front and back bumper grills?

Seems more like a Si than an R.

this just makes me think of one big WHAT IF:

Threw me off because his mouth isn’t hanging open!

This is pedantic, but I hate the term “physics defying”.

These will go AMAZINGLY as driving shoes for my Aston Martin Cygnet.

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?