rlblue
Rob Blue
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Look at those double stacked single DIN head units. its so 90’s my hair just frosted its own tips.

I don’t get this attitude unless you just don’t want to admit it was cool. Startup company builds fully electric car that can go 4 times farther than any other electric car and it outsells established rivals? That’s the definition of cool, at least from an engineering and business standpoint. What else does it need?

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

I had a run-in with a burnt orange 2002 WRX on a highway in Long Island a few years back.

I’m not very often, but I think I’m gonna make an exception in this circumstance.

Can you imagine getting your scrotum pinched in that uncovered spring seat?

I believe Axel was from Detroit...

Drive to airport. Load car onto private cargo plane. Fly home.

“Fuck America” being uttered by an non-American while on American soil should result in an automatic one way trip out.

sub headline to your headline: “Turns out hes right”

Even more brilliant would be wearing shoes when you pour boiling water near your feet. But I'm not a mechanic so I don't know.

no fuckin’ way am I the only one here...

I can smell the cologne from here.

Actually, you won’t let women drive because Saudi men are masochistic pricks.

Hannity and Co. are that way ——->

*cries* soooooo truuuuue

Congrats to Jalopnik’s female readers as you are now the only ladies to have ever seen this!

The new Taco has drum brakes in the rear as well.

When you want to get the Kool-Aid out of your refrigerator, what do you open?

Don’t read the article. Trump voter for sure.