humans suck

The S-3 can also carry the F-18 engine internally and safely land on the carrier recovery system. I’m not positive if the F-35 engine will fit in there or not.

As a person who runs a marketing agency that does SEO in part, I shared this with my staff immediately for humor value. We all chuckled. Also, your headline thus succeeded.

Have you driven in the rain in southern California? The road practically turns to ice...

Sorry, but that in the photo is not a QR code. Not all 2D codes are created equal, you know?

A wizard is never large, nor is he small. He takes up exactly as many gigabytes as he means to.

Mmmmm low roasted, caramelized veggies

Fixed.

Don’t forget radon test as part of a pre-sale inspection. If it comes back high you can get the seller to cover the mitigation system.

Lifehacker has a build guide using a Raspberry Pi a couple of weeks back.

Can it display useful info? Like Porn?

I stole this from someone else, but it is appropriate.

One of my unspoken fears is realized, Disney is Cyberdyne:

I’d hit a sprinkler, my hand would slide on the edge of the sheet and cut me, and then I’d catch a corner of that sheet in the nuts.

(Only in Fallout would 20 hours of play feel “early.”)

There is a great part of Michael Lewis’s “Flash Boys” that talks about a guy who went to great lengths to figure out where the fiber lines actually were and then created his own route with his own line to get Chicago (I believe) to NYC a few milliseconds faster. He went to dozens of small towns and looked at hundreds…

Just like a peeled lemon

I took this at last year’s show. Top 10 Coolest things I’ve ever seen. Brought this son of a Navy fighter pilot to tears (of joy).

I..... I have no words. What the hell did I just watch?