The most frustrating part of being car enthusiast is not being surrounded by other enthusiasts with the same lifestyle. A die hard sports fan? They get awesome bars with a 100 screens so they can all get together and watch their favorite thing on tv. They have teams in every major city and get to watch them every week…

“The last Optima I drove—again, a fine machine, and one I liked better than I thought I would!—was close to $40,000, loaded”

Meanwhile all the mechanics in Cuba are restoring 50's Oldsmobiles and Buicks with two hammers and a hamster wheel.

Meh. Give it a thorough detail. Replace the glass, replace the seats, replace the carpet. Keep the bullet holes. Instant street cred.

“Someone almost got a full brake job instead of an oil change...”

This happens all the time in hospitals