This thing is about $1/gal and 1 recession away from being another Kia Borrego.

I always thought the Kizashi was a handsome car.

You’re 30 and consider that “ getting old?”

150K ish cars, ranked :

Happiest little vampire. The fangs are glow wire glued to white cardboard.  Then on Halloween I park it at an angle facing the street and wired up a simple flasher to flash the headlights.  With or without the fangs kids love that little car.

My version:

the turn signal click sound is excellent, likely the best I’ve ever heard.

What’s the difference between H20i and a hardware store?

Yeah, it’s hard to recommend horror to people because it’s so different from person to person. A lot of the ones people tend to like on the list above do nothing for me (The Witch, It Follows), and most horror movies older than 20 years aren’t very scary anymore to me (Child’s Play, The Omen, Halloween, The Exorcist,…

Beside the location and the color, I fail to see how they are identical.

The solution to 99.999999% of our worlds problems

Don’t have kids.

Looks like a perfect spot to open a Farmer’s Market, maybe sell some locally grown cabbage.

I’ve said this a thousand times, we need confetti cannons in the middle of roundabouts. No, it wouldn’t have prevented this situation from happening but it might have made a terrifying experience just a little more festive.

Now’s your chance, if you still want one: http://www.duncanimports.com/

Has its AARP card come in the mail yet?

You cannot weld Rust

2008:
“Black bumpers, wheels, and badges standard. Chrome package $1000"

2018:
“Chrome bumpers, wheels, and badges standard. Black package $1000"

i grow weary of this world

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.