“And in automotive news, Hyundai has announced a recall for its top of the line Leviticus after a widespread reports of the autonomous tech driving directly into rocks after its owners picked up a same sex date or shrimp”
What I want to know is... who was the ONE person who bought a VW Eos in 2017?
You seem nice.
-Spark
-Mirage
-Micra
-Fiesta
-Bus
Literally nothing at all?
no...no...dear jesus god no...I was 22 and tan and had virtually no eyebrows in 2007 and I don’t wanna go back. I can’t go back.
Schreier, no! Don’t buy a pre-built machine!
Get yourself a buddy who’s built a machine before (or do it yourself if you’re feeling brave), head over to Newegg or another parts wholesaler, and part out your desired rig.
You’ll save at least 40% (and likely more) off purchasing a pre-built machine, and you’ll have the…
True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.
Alright so I can add something here. I don’t wanna sell it as the juiciest thing, but:
I MISS MY FIRST CAR NOW. EVEN IF IT WAS A SHIT BOX IT WAS MINE AND MINE ALONE AND I GOT LAID IN IT AND IT LEFT ME STRANDED MORE THAN ONCE ON ROAD TRIPS.
I’ve watched people go into absolute internal meltdowns due to me giving them a simple thumbs down and a sad face; it’s magical. Alternatively, a sarcastic thumbs up is equally difficult for some to deal with.
Nissan’s new slogan: “You literally looked at nothing else”.
Na, I hate everyone equally.
Oh, the ones who just had a *third* are the worst...
they will tone down the shoulders until it looks mundane, reduce the C-pillar until there is better visibility, reduce the quality of the paint until it’s just not that brilliant, remove all the little details and flicks which make it interesting, and put some big mirrors on it. Then, we’ll just say.. oh, a…