Whenever the Germans start talking about purity, I get worried.

Our cars are actually flood rated. They contain so much plastic, they actually float.

FCA would like to sell you a car slightly less reliable than your flooded out Harvey car. Prego!

No. No. NO. NO. NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO.

“I can only afford an ML55"

That header image. Oof. How anyone can believe this man or give him a buck is well beyond me.

Et tu fais, crawfish?

I’m actually kind of surprised he defined this as looting. Those are all white poeple. White people don’t loot. They use their wiley nature to find tools with which to survive. Only black people loot stuff.

I know it’s not Australia but this last jump is worth the wait.

They would screw it up. Probably build it on a Silverado chassis or some shit.

One of the more interesting things about this story is one you only touched on. KHOU’s station was flooding and the staff had to move upstairs to continue broadcasting. However, the entire station soon lost the ability to send anything out to the transmitter and the station told Brandi that “she was it, you’re all we…

Stay safe, and keep your stock of liquor guarded.

I’m going to be spending time in a Huracan.

Nissan Rogue. My god, I don’t see the appeal. Underpowered, outdated interior, and the epitome of America’s decline into the normalization of crossovers.

Something about the shape, paint texture and lack of fine detail makes the Bus look like a bad CGI render, even though it’s real. Very weird.

Torchinsky as always with the bat-shit insane suggestion. God I love this website.

Shootingbrake!.....Domo Arigato AM Zagato

Disappointed to see that this was merely a car transporting a grill and not a car equipped with a functioning propane grill inside like the headline seemed to suggest. Oh, well. It’s Florida we’re talking about, so there’s always tomorrow.

Tom, normally your advice is top-notch but suggesting anyone buy a 6 year old Audi practically warrants a complaint to the BBB. ;)