I limit myself to one glass of wine.

Here you go:

Buick. They even have commercials on how people can’t find the new buick’s because they can’t believe they’re buick’s so get one that’s a couple years old.

Congratulations, Elizabeth Cabraser, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Gullwing which the lovely handsome David Gandy will deliver in a few days. Also, thank you for your time on Jalopnik today.

Funny how we may all argue and differ on the idea of the “Best” car, but we all tend to agree on the “Worst.”

No self-respecting gay man would allow those decals to be applied so crookedly to both the bodywork and the ground. I mean I suppose they line up with the window frame/beltline, but that is an unacceptable visual anchor point to the Gestalt of the car! Also, yellow sidewalls with red centercaps, really?

Dave: Uber, take me to my ex-wife’s house.

Yeah, that’s pretty much the autonomous version of falling for this:

Don’t lease a teenager for a car either.

Dumbest gimmick?

Was expecting Florida, left disappointed.  

It might.

It’s too bad that batteries aren’t free of charge.

I care. So you’re wrong.

how hard can it be? just slap em on there. it’s not like they left the factory in much better condition

I do not agree with your sentiment.

What’s more chickenshit than fucking with a man’s automobile? I mean, don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle. You don’t do it. It’s just against the rules.

And it’s a V6 Mustang

This should not go to a teenager under almost any circumstances.

That dude needed to Focus on his drifting more.