I actually think the styling isn’t that bad. If they would have given it the guts and off road capability of the wrangler, I could look past the interior quality and see it as a fun little thing. Sort of like a modern Suzuki Samurai.

Unwilling to suffer the profound indignity of calling a tow truck being arrested for DUI, the man hatched a plan, devious in its drunken simplicity

Shut up.

Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick, that’s impressive.

When the Demon Hellcat comes out will Tesla just release a software update called Demon Killer to troll the Mopar boys?

I love wagons and I love the IS, I just do not love the SportCross. The wagon greenhouse was just a little out of proportion with the rest of the car. It was only available in the autotragic. 

Wait I kept being told that 45 was great for LGBTQ?

The stupid wing had to go, one way or another!

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

Not the sport but we’ll be doing the Si when it comes out. In the meantime, any new Civic happens to be very good: http://jalopnik.com/the-2016-honda-civic-is-a-return-to-hondas-you-actually-1761164804

Shut up, Dad

Counterpoint: 700 horsepower is too many anyway.

Because when I build my fantasy car I add ALL THE OPTIONS.

This directly concerns a car company, my man. We can’t just put fingers in our ears and pretend it’s not happening.

General strike. Shut EVERYTHING down. We cannot let this go any further. Everyone in the streets. See you there!

-$2000, and I get to kick Marchionne in the nuts.

You seem like the type of “mindset” that purposely misses the trashcan so that a Janitor can pick it up for you....

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

It’s like this isn’t even a car site anymore.....pickup trucks and minivans? Best we could do here? Come on.....Let’s give him a jalopnik special - the volvo wagon! Only more like volvo SUV for dog purposes.

I have always had a low-grade dislike of Casey Affleck that has blossomed into a deep anger. I so agree with Constance Wu, he demonstrates how being a white man who assaults women won’t hurt your career.