But it’s about as exciting for a kid as elmers glue.

a child will not think this is cool. I know because I am one

Wrangler has to be on the list. Obvious choice but for a reason.

LAND Rover.

AHTANAMAS CAHS!

Jason, we love you but you are dead wrong about this car.... You can spell BOOBS on the calculator when you roll it.

Can baseball do an “all 22" style camera?

Similarly I was looking for a 5 cyl Colorado with 4wd and a stick, couldn’t find one locally (Minnesota), found one out in Colorado, flew out and drove back. Turned buying a car into a nice little trip to Rocky Mountain National part.

Don’t worry, he’ll be the last Lannister standing.

Tom,

I know folks have asked before, but is there anyway you could do a quick article letting us know what some of these guys bought? Even a quick ‘Summary Article’ with like 10 people in it would super fun I think. “Tim with the 20k/3 Dogs Bought a Miata because he hated two of the dogs” or “Bernice with the 9 kids…

I think, from now on, there should be a poll and see which “expert” us Jalops agrees with as well as submitting our own recommendation.

About 4 V6 Mustangs.

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

I JUST got into a 2017 Outback, and while i could in no way afford this Volvo, i did have a good discussion with my sales guy about these types of price gaps. Its interesting because the Outback covers a huge price spread, from $23k to $39k (approx.). So, i approached it from the other view; i was wondering who would…

“What does the future hold for Deadspin’s AL East coverage? Let’s just say we’ve got a few ideas up our sleeve.”

Oh that’s cool. Miguel Sano just broke a lady’s face in an actual game. She’s sitting 466 feet from home plate. http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/03/1345176783/1493774152612/asset_2500K.mp4

You think it’s cheap for Lupoi to set up all those parties where 5 star recruits can snort cocaine off of a stripper’s ass?

A Mustang...being chased by a Wrangler....

Unfortunately, immediately after the video cuts off, he was killed by the Mustang.