You think it’s cheap for Lupoi to set up all those parties where 5 star recruits can snort cocaine off of a stripper’s ass?

A Mustang...being chased by a Wrangler....

Unfortunately, immediately after the video cuts off, he was killed by the Mustang.

You seem to be confused. A deferral does not mean that you don’t have to serve, it means you don’t have to serve *immediately*. Robinette was going to serve those two years, but it is common for the military to wait until your athletic career is over for you to serve them, because the early years of your career are…

If you looked up “stupid take” on Google, and then clicked Images, a screenshot of your comment here would be there.

Oil is cheap, and he said he can wrench. The real problem with the GT is finding one. I also listed a Saab and a Volvo and you chose to attack Subie reliability? Perhaps you should do a little re-thinking.

Because blood is thicker than water? And that’s because oil and water don’t mix because oil once cheated on water with olives.

I have never played football beyond the high school level, and I walk into grocery stores and can’t remember what I needed to get.

This is the one I want gone. I don’t even know his name, I just googled ESPN Anchor Howdy Doody Looking Assbag With Painted On Eyebrows.

What a baseless statement.

I feel like you took my previous suggestion to not be a wang and pursued the complete opposite option

Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

How does this website not have an article about the Bucks playing the barney song for player introductions last night?

If there was any thought that the Cubs might avoid becoming a bunch of insufferable pricks following their first title in 300 years, this should pretty much kill that hope. Just a reminder; they won the series. Mainly because the Brewers bullpen shit the bed twice. But they won the series. And this is how they…

Great closing paragraph in that SB Nation article you linked to

It’s a shitty user experience, but I think you can just close that pop-up.

It’s a shitty user experience, but I think you can just close that pop-up.

Helpful reader critique: You guys seem to think that using the word “dong” for home run is funny. It is not funny.

Yeah. All on his own. With two armed adults telling him to do so. Not coerced at all.  

Yeah, the dude is a designated hitter forced into an impeciable line-up by virtue of the bat he swings. He makes playing the outfield a cringe worthy moment every fly ball that comes his way.