It’s torn. #owntherehab #tankaTHON

Normally true, but RWD in the snow is probably not a good choice for a novice driver.

This choice is WAY too practical for a 16 year old car enthusiast’s first car. It’s boring as shit! Like, where is pussy magnet? If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?

Early 2000s Subaru Impreza WRX is a very practical choice. AWD is great for your area. Modifiable. They come in both autos and manuals. They are pretty cool. And there are quite a few available near Pewaukee under $10k.

I can vouch.

Boppitta boopitty. Booppitta boppity. Bucksa are a screweda.

Just re-read your comment and feel like I shouldn’t have been so snarky in reply.Sorry about that.

Serious question: Are you trolling me? I feel like I couldn’t have described this more today. He has been worth 1 WAR over the last 5 years. 1 WAR on the free agent market is worth 8 million. WAR takes into consideration defense and base running too, so it’s not like I’m ignoring those factors.

Yes. I do understand that he is not that good. It’s Chris Fucking Carter. As a Brewer fan, I got to watch him all last year. He can barely move. He can barely open his eyes (his nickname on the team was “Sleepy”). But even guys who aren’t that good are worth millions upon millions in free agency.

I get that he isn’t that good. The point is that, despite this, he is still more valuable than what he is being paid.

Sheesh. I simply responded to your own “gotcha” comment. You called me out for only focusing on his good years. Despite the fact that I used an average from basically his entire meaningful career.

I agree with many of your other comments. It’s just that that one had alternative facts. And I’m bored.

Is that last paragraph directed at me because I disregarded the first 39 games he ever played in the big leagues over 6 years ago?

To each their own. I’m one of the few who actually likes the newer Lexus grills, so what do I know.

It definitely does not say it all. That number is skewed by two bad partial seasons for the Athletics six and seven years ago. And he only played 39 games total in those two years.

Actually, because of his shoulder issues, Bautista has one of the worst outfield arms in the league. He had the lowest average MPH on Statcast’s “Competitive Throws” at 84.4 MPH.

he’s basically a replacement-level player

The Cactus is more recent. And it is named Cactus. While I appreciate your obscure reference, I think you missed an opportunity to reference the Cactus. Cactus.

Ummm, it has gentrified. And is doing so rapidly.

This is what I said!