he’s basically a replacement-level player

The Cactus is more recent. And it is named Cactus. While I appreciate your obscure reference, I think you missed an opportunity to reference the Cactus. Cactus.

Isn’t this in Cupertino? So you could just walk across the middle and enjoy the decent weather?

Ummm, it has gentrified. And is doing so rapidly.

This is what I said!

At a certain point you just go with the IBR plan and make minimum payments for 25 years until the amount remaining is forgiven.

I am a lawyer. This is my former boss’s current car (although his is a 2015).

2014 Lexus IS250 AWD. If you need a little bigger, go with the IS350 (but that may be hard to find in the price range). And I say get 2014 or newer, because the older body styles were boring as shit.

This could be its own article. Very well stated.

Even considering the different markets, I just don’t see a $25k improvement over the Outback Limited. I mean, the Suburu even has rear heated seats. But maybe I’m just being too practical for the luxury car segment.

I really like this wagon, and I realize it is a luxury brand, but is it really justifiable to spend $20k+ more on this than a Suburu Outback Limited?

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Perhaps a mid-1980s Suzuki FA50 would be more appropriate.

I thought I was safe from lions in Milwaukee. But alas, I am not.

True. I was just referencing South Park.

I’m surprised nobody has suggested an Impreza WRX hatchback. Model year 2014 may be slightly over budget, but before then should be swell.

I agree, the hypothetical is impossible to quantify, as you termed it.

You missed a fuckity in there I think.

So after reading this article I have to ask: is Matt Ryan really deserving of the MVP if he is surrounded by the top RB tandem, the best WR in football (maybe best WR group?), a good FB, one of the best O-Lines, and a great Offensive Coordinator?

Unfortunately, no we can’t. Because that’s the plural possessive form of the last name. The only proper way to pluralize Rodgers is Rodgerses. Is fun, grammar.