Human Sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria.

Curiously, Melania Trump was not part of the photo

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Roger. Coleman is a nice little town of 700 people, 95% of whom are white, in northern Wisconsin. If there are riots, you can probably just go fishing and be fine.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Of course Eric’s and Donald’s scissor skills are better. Years of experience in cutting the heads, tails, and horns off of endangered African wildlife will do that to you.

Limited literacy will do that.

We probably should have tempered our expectations on the level of creativity coming out of Tuscaloosa

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

“older then Terraria”

Try not to play any guitar on the way to the parking lot.

You mean Meg Trump.

This one pegs the bullshit meter to the max. I used to live in Texas and had an Impala. Sitting in traffic in 105 degree heat with dew points near 90 degrees had zero effect on how hot the engine ran. Police cars have upgraded cooling systems to help them deal with being used harder than civilian cars. They’re…

Cars (even police cars/SUVs) in the hottest parts of the US (ie: not Virginia) stay cool in the middle of summer with the hood shut. I’m all for excuses...but they need to be believable.

They seem to be fine when it’s Occupy Wall Street or DNC Anti Hillary Protesters ... hmm ...

Why is law enforcement in this country so bad at handling protests? Fuck- you’d think after four innocent students were senselessly gunned down at Kent State we would have re-hauled everything about crowd control. Instead we watch protest after protest turn ugly and violent, and see cops dressed like soldiers facing…

Normally i’d be annoyed at what is obviously shitty officiating. But this hurts Alabama and my default policy is fuck Alabama. I’m sure Saban will get plenty of bullshit make up calls in the second half.

I don’t think i can get mad at refs if the team they’re screwing over is coached by Saban, Bob Stoops or Urban Myer.

It’s Mississippi, they may have miscounted what floor he was on.