Conservative ChristianityTM: Blaming shit on independent women since the Garden of Eden.

I’m always fascinated by how malleable many conservatives think a persons sexual orientation is.

Your daughter will end up hating you (her father) and pitying you(her mother)

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

hard to write when ur friend is stuck in the barney

I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.

I mean, Sandy Hook didn’t get the NRA to change its tune, and its membership likes kindergarteners way more than gay club-goers at Latin Night.

I was looking for his response to the Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood shootings, for comparison, but I notice he was on the committee that “investigated” PP’s practices, so I’m going to go ahead and assume no thought and prayers were offered there, either.

In a blog post, he blamed the attack on ISIS. “Of course there has been a knee-jerk call for more gun control. (The New York Daily News’ headline the day after the shooting was “THANKS, NRA”). Some gay-rights activists are blaming the “Christian Right.” Planned Parenthood blames “toxic masculinity” (whatever that…

Maybe this is a stupid question, but why shouldn’t we be talking about gun control when something like this happens? Is it somehow outlandish for a government to look at a tragedy and think “how can I stop this from happening in the future?”

Would it be too undignified if, as a 63-year-old professional who has testified before Congress and given keynote talks at the World Bank and the NSA, I simply say, “Squeee!”?

And yet somehow you’re the asshole if you so much as ask others to consider the idea of privilege.

These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

I want this so bad. Just in like, theory though. I don’t actually wanna run around with it lol

It’s all fun and games until Blizzard releases the next D.Va skin and it’s just her face covered in Dorito’s cheese.

What kind of asshole immediately goes on twitter and talks shit about someone the moment they die? Oh, nevermind, he’s a Republican.

Actual draft dodgers, though, have his approval:

In an online competitive game you’re paying to be a part of the community. If you start fucking that community up, then you get kicked out of the community. Don’t cheat and you’ve got nothing to worry about.

Wait, are you trying to justify the cheating because there’s no offline mode?