Brett? This is Curt, I’m calling about the opening at Breitbart you applied for. We just checked your resume, and your in.

Being white means nothing in this situation. Here was one human being trying to earnestly relate to another human being of a different culture, and then said other person went on to be a two-faced ass about it for no reason.

What people don’t get is those Stormtroopers had families. They’re just doing their job. #whitelivesmatter.

I, for one, am appalled the filmmakers are trying to fill our heads with their sickening agenda of inclusion, tolerance, and basic human decency. Stick to Force!

“Modern slave labor?” What an ignorant statement. Every one of thise athletes knew how the system works before agreeing to enter into it. If they don’t like it, they are free to leave or simply not participate in it at all. If you disagree with how the NCAA and the amateur athlete system is currently functioning…

They sign contracts at the beginning of each year that says they will play football in exchange for free tuition and house-and-board. It also means that they are operating under the rules of the U of M.

Not when you got Harvard boy throwing pick after pick.

Oh he’s definitely an asshole. He’s just a well-educated, smart, talented asshole who does his job about as well as anyone else in the world can.

Jet fuel melts good defenses. That’s just science.

The presumption of innocence exists only in criminal proceedings. This isn’t a criminal proceeding.

In this country, you follow the rules of the organization you work for. They should take away all of their scholarships, post haste.

Rape is complicated because any “innocent until proven guilty” argument means that, by definition, you have to assume the victim/accuser is lying until proving he/she is not. It’s not a “pathetic hill to die on” if you A) were there and know it to be an illegitimate accusation or B) have no reason to suspect that it…

Hey all, I called this meeting because well remember how 10 of our teammates were at a party and a bunch of them raped a girl? Well now they are being suspended and that’s just not fair. I mean just think, next time it might be you who gets suspended for raping a girl. You wouldn’t want that to happen to you right?…

What a pathetic hill to die on. If they boycotted because a rapist(s) went unpunished, that would be awesome. I’d even happily accept boycotting a game because they don’t get paid. But to boycott in support of rapists?

That’s a good low-key pun. +1 to you both.

In his defense, it is the playoffs, and every play is important. Wait, this is December? The first quarter of a game in December? Geez man, chill out.

Luke Walton: (curses out official) (gets ejected) (turns to assistant coach) It’s all up to you now, Shaw

I can see Drew Magary breaking out in hives already.

If Walton’s star rises just a little more and Affleck’s star falls a little more someday Affleck will be playing Walton in a gritty, inspiring sports biopic and it will be really magickal.

Luke my boy, don’t get so upset. It’s just like the song Mad that was recorded by my good friend Mickey Hart for his solo album Area Code 415 in 1974 but was never released,