nah...she actually does have alcohol in her.

You better grab a snickers. Magary’s wrath last forever, like the Clap.

It’s a bit of a touchy political issue in Spain these days. Barca’s away kits this season are the colors of the Catalan flag. Given the fact they were playing in Spain’s capital and that Catalan Independence day was celebrated on 9/11 it was decided that they should wear their home kit instead.

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They can have my steak when they pry it from my cold, dead, greasy hands!

In that case, you’re no Donald Trump. He employs aliens, but would never pay a premium.

HOLY COW! No.

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It has everything to do with iTunes being a horrendous piece of shit program. It has sucked since its inception.

Yep. I remember a time when I’d turn to Deadspin first for sports scandal news.

Unfortunately the Speaker of the House has a whole nation of asshole taxpayers to pay for his financial shenanigans.

Your logical pragmatism will not be popular on the interTubes, but I admire it very much.

Dude, you need to watch Barcelona play. This kind of stuff happens 2 or 3 times a game.

Let’s not be so rash, he comes from a family that has forged an empire from a mere modicum of talent.

Can we get a Reader’s Digest condensed version of the California Trip From HELL, please?

As I walked out of Fury Road the first time I couldn’t help but hope there wouldn’t be a sequel. There is no way to top this movie.

Let’s not forget the amazing sounds you’ll hear in the theater! There were a few scenes where I could feel the bass of the war machines way before they appeared on screen. This movie was great enough to make this jaded old man feel like a child again. Please go see it.

So when the Patriots call Hernandez “murderer”, they just mean the guy who lets air out of humans with bullets.

“The only man who ever burned off his face and got better looking.” — James Hunt

I’ve told you a trillion times that hyberbole means to exaggerate greatly, but don’t take that literally.