That one annoys me, especially if I've removed the cheese and mango, let's say, and asked for extra lettuce and tomatoes. Like, the cheese and mango is a lot more expensive (where I live).

"I know Barry at Burger King. Always makes it my way. I'm big time stuff there!"

I once blurted out "what, no you're not!" when someone tried that lie about onions once. Whoopsie! Oh well....

I know a guy who prides himself on the fact that he will walk into any nice restaurant and demand to speak to the head chef immediately. Then he says "I don't want anything on the menu, I want you to make me your personal best/favorite dish." He is convinced every chef loves him for this. I am convinced otherwise.

You're wrong. The guy who said there was gluten sensitivity is also the guy who says there isn't. There is a special place in hell for people who fiend health issues to get their whiny-assed way.

Unless you say you have a gluten allergy, then you should be cunt-punched. There's no such thing as a gluten allergy. Do you have Celiac? Fine, tell me you have Celiac, I'll personally ensure there isn't a grain by-product anywhere near your plate. Gluten Allergy or Sensitivity...GTFO.

On a darker note I do think that the disappearance of male short-shorts and the general anxiety over male legs has everything to do with homophobia and its flare up in response to LGBTQ rights. Men in the 60s didn't have to worry about seeming gay by showing off their thighs. Then the 90's come and there are…

In fact, if you're going to go short, go really short.