Dear mommies: just because you have a kid doesn't make you an expert on everything. Please stop having me re-explain everything because you are so focused on Cody and Madison.

Not at all, Jez does this thing with gossip rags on weekly, if not demi-weekly basis.

Jez is trolling itself?

This is just as manufactured. It's a fucking sponsored post fer goat's sake.

Poor thing... bless her heart... let's all rally to her defense.

Moms are above the law. Pretty sure it's actually written into the legal code.

As soon as I saw minivan I thought mommy driver. Yep, no surprise there.

You're all going to die alone with your 40 cats at age 40. There, saved you the trouble.

Only breeders use Tinder.

Ugh. fuck. It's a word. get over it. Fucking pusillanimous wanker pseudo-gay man.

Oh straight women of Jezebel, the Left Behind women of America. Fuck: it's a thing.

You clearly have a soul. And or the self-esteem of a rational adult.

Your lack of self-esteem is worrying. Hopefully you don't plan on having children.

I always wondered about the logic of a show like King of Queens, now it's clear.

Nope, none of those meet the bar set by the law. If it was a better written law that would make sense, but that's now how it's written.

Nope, verbal only. Ideally if you can get it in writing/video and have a notary standing by next door / sarcasm / or not.

Yes, because if you make something a law it magically fixes everything right?

If you think Jezebel is actually feminist you must be huffing sewage.

The reason people are annoyed is that it's terribly written and automatically presumes guilt on one party. It does not, no matter how you try to twist the argument, say anything real about consent that is not already in the legal code.

The day straight people have safe sex every time is the day there are no "accidental" pregnancies.