That seems right in line with his trash palate.

My Google Home Hub already automatically displays art for me, with a variety of different options for types of art. It’s also not, you know, a complete fucking scam.

Your significant other must love communicating with you.

Apparently Newsweek wants to become the go-to magazine for people who find The National Enquirer too challenging a read.

I bet his lawyers struggled with that too. Hard to successfully defend someone who won’t stfu and has that....face.  

I love this so much. Not “he looked like a snake,” or “he seems like a snake,” just straight up “that’s a snake.” A time when a direct metaphor was NOT interchangeable with a simile.

Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.