Dammit, stop making me feel human emotions. I’m not crying, you’re crying!

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

Guiness could use battery acid and ground unicorn horn for all I care. That shit is delicious

"I'm so Lonely, Come Back!" -Pluto.

“It’s like a million wallets cried out in fear and were suddenly silenced. I feel something amazing has happened...”

Are we absolutely certain the above quote isn’t Welsh?

Aaaand now I’m writing a book. The intro is linked below...

Not really. The Nolan films are horrid. It's like they took a rather good action movie and randomly threw Batman in there. He doesn't fit into the world they created and he's silly and cartoony in the films, even more so than Batman & Robin.

This is witchcraft.

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

You know who has really great skin? Beck.

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