So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

I mean, they’re right, but his oratory skills are special. Extraordinary. Comparing her oratory skills to Bush or McCain or Romney would be a more fair comparison.

I think there’s a large subset of the population who think that having sex should always be humiliating for women.

I took senior Physics and Biology and have literally never used either. What basis do you suggest that people “need to learn” that stuff? Ask yourself this question “do I know how the modern education system was developed?” Because when you find out the answer you might not be so quick to judge.

I met him when I was 16!!! Fuuuck me the man is INSANELY GORGEOUS in person. His face, his eyes, his height his everything. It was at a screening of a movie he did and I asked a question; afterwards when we met, he touched my arm and said, “That was a great question, btw. Most people get really nervous and that was…

She didn’t record that in California, did she? Because um ... hmm ... I hope she had Taylor’s permission to record.

MISOGYNY is poison and it kills women by the thousands every day. Take the fundamentalism away, you will still have misogyny. It finds a different container (viz Atheist bros). MISOGYNY is everywhere in every belief and non-belief system. It’s bigger than fundamentalism by far. I’ll die fighting this war and it won’t…

I hate men.

obviously they mean that they are good for baking but useless on toast unless you add something else to the mix

Who calls their significant other by their full name?

He's attracted to her and wants to fuck her, this is not confusing.

I had a habit as a young drunk woman where I would “take breaks” from drinking. They were normally a few days or a week, the longest was a month. No one ever questioned them, everyone around me understood the “I am taking a break to give me body a rest” reason. Some people also assumed I was taking a break because I…

You are missing the point. It is one thing to send emails to your intellectual crush, saying all sorts of pretentious goofy things you think sound smart. It is another for these two people (why do you keep forgetting about him?) to publish it, convinced it is high art. It’s a set of pretentious emails where each one…

Natalie Portman and Jonathan Safran Foer are insufferable, narcissistic semi-intellectuals?

Lord I know I’m white, but please don’t ever let me be this white.

She means the cops.

Sore throat = death?

Wait what. Now I'm scared of this weird sore throat I have right now that is kind of at the base of my throat. Oh god. I'm going to die.