i hope your friends tell you how retarded you sound when you use pseudo-words, like ridic.

you must be fun at parties, cool story bro

the only black lips that matter, boppers:

my old boss who works for the city of edmonton also refs for the nhl, and he’s told me a few times that they’ve ejected people they don’t like based on just that - if they don’t like you, or you have a beef with them they will make your life during the game hell

don’t you need, oh i don’t know, sails in order to sail?

way to be the jez equivalent of “YOU LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE”

“A boogeyman witchhunt that offers no real evidence of having any real, consistent consequences”

cool song, did nickelback write those arse lyrics

nice, i made a song about kanye liking fingers in his butt

pizza 73 lets you take pizza orders from your home, you just need a laptop, internet and a decent headset

oh piss off. i’m so tired of people complaining about shit that doesn’t matter. if you don’t like boobs that bounce or jiggle, don’t buy the game. or watch tv. or go to the movies, or watch volleyball, or go to an outdoor concert. i’m so fucking tired of people whining “waaaah i don’t like this, i’m offended”. well…

Fuck Quebec and their garbage french. I wish that ref slipped in poutine after getting beaned in the jimmies with that can.

it’s to cover up that fucking godawful untrimmed bush:

“what bb8 looks like on the inside”

i’m sorry, but that is tacky and disgusting

“i don’t sell out, buy my clothes: Adidas-ass-weak-shit”

i’m a recording artist that is broke too, but that doesn’t stop me from writing songs about kanye west’s affection for fingers in his ass

congrats on replacing touching a vagina with some big ugly toys

nightwing looks like balki from perfect strangers

nice try, cunt