Drake is annoying.

I can't take Will Arnett seriously. Even when discussing such a sober and solemn subject, I expect doves to fly out of his sleeves.

If the picture was with Carl Pelini you would probably be right.

yea but check this out: nobody cares. if this clip were a scene from a movie, this would still be one of the funniest scenes of all time. it's friday. smile.

This will exist on the national games on the big networks and will remain free to watch. They will create an ad free version that you will pay a premium to watch and will include multiple angles including the all 22 cam and control of all of your own replays. You also have the choice of home or away announcers. I'm…

I'm not from Tampa Bay. Only marine life is from Tampa Bay.

I can't believe people still think this bullshit is funny. It's not funny at all. It's fucking childish and juvenile. I just want to select my favorite football boys to play on my imaginary team in peace for fuck's sake.

This reminds me of the Twitter bet I had with J.R. Smith where I won his pipe.

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN WENT AND ACTIVELY TRIED TO GET BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

That's not true. We're blogging, damn it.

Man, calm down.

This is a very sensible explanation. Until you learn that I sent the following email to the staff yesterday:

The Red Sox' rebuild began with the collapse in 2011 and the Bobby V. era, and by the time it's completed will have a World Series sandwiched in between. That is how you rebuild.

The way to look at it, I guess if you're the A's, is that it's not that much if you win a World Series and you weren't going to re-sign Cespedes after 2015.

Too bad he didn't just punch his girlfriend in the face - then he'd be safe from severe punishment.

You're piss with some extra malt. How'd ya like that?

Yuengling Black and Tan on Draught with a medium-rare rib-eye? Only way to make that better would be to have Christina Hendricks under the table.

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

You're a real piece of shit.