I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

Shorter you: "It ok to be an asshole because im in the majority." Man you are like the perfect cliche of what an asshole is. You're like the Mona Lisa of assholes. Keep it coming buddy, we're all impressed with these tough words of wisdom you're dishing out here.

I did. And I dont... because mankind is sadly way too full of assholes that sound exactly like you. I mean... Cant you just look up and read your own words and be like, "damn that guy sounds like a DICK!" XD Really??

it's hard to stay bad forever in the NBA

Wow. Takes a dick to think that. Double the dick with half the brains to post those thoughts out loud online!!

Cheers!

Eh, I've not tipped before. I'm sorry I don't feel tipping is mandatory, you are in the service industry, if you give bad service I give a bad tip.

Seeing this makes me sad for the current state of the NBA. Maybe it's just me, but I really think it cheapens your claim as the greatest basketball league in the world when you have a jersey with Gerald Henderson's name on the back.

"And I saw the Four Horsemen of the Comment Apocalypse, and they said in unison unto me: 'Beware the false idol Kinja and her wily ways.' And I, for my part, took up my mobile device and screeched, 'EVEN NATIVE AMERICANS DON'T THINK THE NAME IS OFFENSIVE!' and lo, the Angel Snyder smiled down on me, well pleased."

If I had a nickel for every time someone posted on an internet board that they were 'slicing onions' or 'it's raining in my room' to oh-so-cutesy say that they were crying, I could retire tomorrow.

"Are you currently falling forever through space? No? Then the ground is doing its job."

Ramos: You're here, you've finally got all the cash you could ever want. You've made it. Yet at the same time you're hopelessly trapped, surrounded by those you hate the most. And there's no way out. How did it get to this? Do you think you should have planned better, or is the fact you needed to do something like…

Interestingly enough, Milton Bradley also said the ball should be treated like your wife

Monogamy doesn't work out well for *most* people. Half of all marriages end in divorce, and some percentage of the others are either open (even if quietly so), or include at least one instance of one spouse cheating on the other. How many couples actually get married and then neither one ever has sex with another…

Yea but this cover ain't for you, homie.

You lost me at "for a foodie." I don't like foodies.

Bring back DHF you lazy fuck

I don't want to do the math, but somewhere around there.

What counts as harm? Do we get to count the lives that might have been saved/improved through stem cell research? Harm cause by denial of access to family planning information and resources? Denial of civil rights to the gay community? What about the executions of death row inmates? All of these things have CC groups…