logic is pretty tight

Lol people can’t figure out how to merge onto Dodge when it’s 70 and sunny... this weekend will be a riot.

It’s a joke we make up here because those are the first two items people go for when the annual STORM OF THE CENTURY is coming. It turns into a couple inches of snow, school gets cancelled for one day, then people are sitting on piles of perishable items they’ll have to toss or eat to get rid of.

That would probably be my last meal request if I ever end up on death row.

I’m driving down tonight from Omaha, NE and people here are preparing for the apocalypse. People are going to be eating bread and milk sandwiches for weeks when this storm inevitably underwhelms.

Listening to Draymond respond to questions about his attitude, and his insistence on “keeping it real” always reminds me of this exchange from The Simpsons for some reason...

Yes, in all fairness, it was a rather recent change. Strip clubs are BYOB at all hours of the night though, so we have that going for us. Which is nice.

Bars close at 2:00am here.

All you dildo lobbers have a great weekend!

Ina Garten has lots of dead bodies in her basement and you will never, ever convince me otherwise.

I need an “I’m a babby” tattoo immediately.

“GUESS WHERE THESE WERE!”

I hate it... but I respect it.

For someone that knows perfectly well how the system works, winning the popular vote should not have been a goal of hers. She lost six states that have traditionally voted blue because she paid them no mind; that is just bad strategy and there’s nobody to blame for that but her and her staff. I live in Nebraska, I…

As an independent who traditionally leans left (and did not vote for HRC), I have been embarrassed to see all of the vindictiveness towards third parties, as if it is somehow their fault Hillary didn’t win. Hillary Clinton was literally the only candidate on earth that Trump could have beaten, and he did it. The…

Exact opposite. I’m from Nebraska. A previous employer moved me to Northern California, as well as the Washington DC area, so I’ve spent some time living elsewhere. I loved telling people where I was from and was extremely excited when I learned I’d get to move back. I’ve been back here for 4 years and will never…

Yeah, you’re right. I think I place a lot of what Foles did during the 27/2 campaign on Reid, rather than Kelly only because of how steep the drop-off was after Chip’s 1st year of implementing his system. Probably just wishful thinking of a fan, but please just let me have this.

The Kansas City 49ers.

Haha, I am a Chiefs fan! I was trying to get ahead of the “you’re looking forward to having Foles start, good luck with that” people!

Yeah, you’re right. Could be apples to oranges. KC has just seemed to be a pretty straight forward team the last few years, so this “mix-up” just stands out to me at this point. Hope there’s nothing more to it than what we see on the surface.