And actually seeing a 1RM of 235 on an actual bench would have been far more impressive than this was.

I was bench pressing on the Smith machine with my woes.

I know a lot of people are very outwardly impressed by good rap lyrics (even if they are straight cheese, which isn’t always a bad thing); I’m not one of those people. But whenever a good one comes around that I really, really enjoy, I just do a little nose-snort laugh and shake my head. When I heard this one, I even…

I still listen to No Ceilings on a regular basis. I was crossing my fingers for some acknowledgement of the “two bottles of Goose, that’s geese” line, but yours is a very fine review of said mixtape.

I’ve always thought the same way, whether it’s right or wrong of me to do - if someone can/should deny something, but doesn’t, in my mind, they’re just admitting guilt. I’m secretly leaving this post here to absolve myself of any future jury duty.

I’ve actually had much better luck finding people I connect with on Tinder than I did with Match. That being said, I’m currently dating someone I didn’t find on EITHER, but the Tinder people I’ve met were much closer to relationship material than those on Match. Just my experience!

He’s still a champion.

Not to digress from the serious topic at hand, but why do I already know this 5-year-old is way smarter than I am? There’s no way I’d be able to think that quickly in that scenario.

You guys are all wrong. This is great cross-branding. He made the Clippers a new logo with Microsoft Paint. It’s genius!

Congratulations, Cleveland!

I have a heard (or seen) a lot of pundents this morning saying that LeBron now must “put up or shut up” after making those comments last night.

While the article is talking about nuts in relation to different bodily disease, I will have you all know that I eat two tablespoons of Skippy Natural every single morning as part of my breakfast. I also eat a serving of almonds as part of one of my snacks. In January of this year, I weighed 208 pounds and I’m…

That question about side-dicks is outstanding.

Yikes, I guess I was lucky enough to not have come across one of those! The only two times this meme has stuck out in my mind: this article, as well as when Dwight Howard said he was “still a champion” after being eliminated from the playoffs.

That picture of Ostertag is NSFW.

Question - I have never played a single second of any of these games. However, they come highly recommended by some of my friends. I really like the Batman: Arkham games as well as GTA (I usually just play the story mode). I understand that these games aren’t necessarily “open world” (which I don’t care about), but…

RE: San Francisco, CA

I live in Nebraska and we’ve had both Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and Bar Rescue to homes/businesses around where I live. They NEVER turn out well. Remember that one Bar Rescue for the shit-hole bar in Council Bluffs, IA that ended up being the FIRST ONE EVER that Jon couldn’t rescue? That place was in the paper a…

UAB? More like BFD.