How is red delicious apple not sandwiched between "cigarette-scented candle wax" and "setting dick on fire"?

I lived in Pacifica, CA and paid $1,800/month for a 590 sq ft one bedroom apartment.

What a giant dick.

I was blocked by Warren Sapp after making a comment about the (at the time) recent release of his going bankrupt. He made the following comment to me, which is absolutely true:

I'm a Red Sox fan and have told several people that this season has been a more accurate depiction of the team and that last year was a fluke. I won't apologize for a WS but they couldn't do what they did last year if they got 99 more chances.

The "he had no prior history" argument is so ridiculous (meant towards some of the posts related to this topic, not this article in particular). Am I to believe we each get one free "wife-uppercut card"? These are probably the same people that think The Purge is a good idea.

Reading and/or hearing people misuse the word 'literally' is literally worse than death.

It gets really confusing when the only tickets available at OrlandoPredators.com are for seats "right over here."

What if, aside from having one of the worst four records, your best chances of receiving a high draft pick would be to be one of the two or so teams that just missed the playoffs? It may be too much, but in my opinion the best odds should be handed out in this order: worst four records, first four out of the playoffs,…

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I'm going to need to know the rest of Carl D.'s story right fucking now, please.

At least he's doing it THE RIGHT WAY.

He's got more gangster on his upper lip than Kim Kardashian.

I don't drink pop. If someone manages to mess up ice water, you can be damn sure they won't be getting a tip.

I never said it was OK to be an asshole, and I never said a majority of people were assholes. I said a large contingent were, right or wrong. Have a great day!

Another point - you acknowledging that mankind is sadly way too full of assholes that sound exactly like you kind of shows exactly why I have no remorse for servers that don't get tips. You're exactly right! You are 100% right in that the world is full of assholes just like me... so why do people still get so…

I don't take offense to the name-calling; "dick" is probably one of the nicest things I've been called all day. You're right, I have never been a server. I would challenge any server to try my job for two weeks as well. Every job out there comes with a unique set of challenges; I've never understood why people look at…

Its actually 180 degrees opposite of that. Really. Its a really emotionally taxing, sometimes physically very demanding, difficult, mentally grinding job that doesnt pay well at all on average.

Terrible comparison. You're talking about an exchange of goods/services that comes with a set price (including installation, unless as a consumer, you are missing half of your brain), as opposed to a waiter/waitress that relies on the 'goodness of man' to 'fully compensate' them. You're suggesting that the tire shop…

I'm not sure I'd ever stop being a server, especially with as many people as I see on here saying that regardless of how terrible they are, they deserve to be rewarded for their shitty work. Sounds like a dream job. I'll be sure to reference all of the posts on this article the next time I'm up for review at my job.