I can't see you. Are you saying that with a straight face? Because I'm still waiting for any of those networks to ask Obama a difficult question. Or for the New York Times to make up a story about a Democrat having an affair like it did with John McCain. George Stephanopholis (sp?) works for ABC. I forget what…

I'll miss you, Pops.

No, I'm dense that way. See, it's hard for me to believe I'm the idiot when the story I'm commenting on is about a comedienne most famous for impersonating a politician. She says millions of white women are idiots for voting for Trump and when the world ends, they'll have to live with it. Read this again and explain…

That makes..um, one. But I appreciate you calling me lovely. Most people call me words my church won't let me use.

Yeah, that huge right-wing media at CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, New York Times, LA Times, Washington Post, PBS, Huffington Post, AV Club, SNL, Jon Stewart, etc. has great power on the minds of white women.

Yes, of course I'm the evil one. I just wrote a screed in which I wrote the Christian worldview robs people of their conscience and turns them evil, Christians ascribe false motives to unbelievers, Christian try to justify Hell, and Christian teachers delight in psychological torment.

I just said that. However, I don't think Christian jerks and hypocrites are any more numerous or any worse than non-Christian jerks and hypocrites. As a pastor, my whole life is surrounded by Christians and I wouldn't want it any other way. They are the kindest people I know and would do anything for people in…

No, it's just a perk.

If Odin appeared on my lawn and I was convinced it was Odin by some miraculous proof, I'd definitely have to consider worshipping him. I worship Jesus because I believe Christianity to be true.

I was an atheist from 18-to-29-years-old. I read the entire Bible as an atheist to have ammunition against stupid Christians and ended up believing in Jesus from that. It was interesting to me that Jesus didn't draw people to Himself through argument but reaching out to people who no one else cared about.

The Bible, combining two different passages, says it's a circle hanging on nothing. However, I don't tend to get into these kinds of debates, because I think even if I could prove everything in the Bible to be true, it would not convince doubters. I don't think people don't believe in Jesus because of lack of proof, I…

That's true. I talk to them and remind them Christians are already regarded as anti-science and this doesn't help our rep.

If you take the Bible literally (as properly interpreted) as I do, you do not believe the world is flat.

People who believe the Bible to be true, myself included, do not think the earth is flat. If they get that out of the Scriptures, they're not reading it right.

I hope this negative article doesn't scare away all of AV Club's "Last Man Standing" fans.

Biblically, she shouldn't be dating him.

The Bible Study group at my church has a workbook to purchase. Maybe that church is the same.

Can I take none of the above?

As a conservative, I feel good that the Democrats big hope is Stuart Smalley.

Whatever. I'll give you that I'm lying. It misses the point. We are not going to agree on this issue and it should be a non-issue. Darn it, you made me talk about this again and I'd given up! Good one, Scooty!