Its a classic

Last two times I bought a vehicle out of state. Deposit was sent, When I showed up one time it was with a cashiers check made out for the remaining amount on the invoice I was sent. The other time it was an envelope full of cash for the exact amount still owed. Inspected vehicle, received title and left. Had their…

You can ask for anything you want. Doesn’t mean you are going to get it.

The kind you tell the Valet. Don’t Stall it

Going to knock over every stone and Salt the Earth also?

Fish Taco’s in Mexico is an automatic setup for failure.

My Point exactly. Its been almost a week since the first 12 were delivered

You can get used Polish Mig 21 that will do 1,385 MPH

Does not count, That is deliberate

Guy was ready for this

Any update on the Hero Trees?

Had a keg of free beer in the back of my Samurai, first Icy bridge I hit in Wisconsin made me reevaluate how fast I was driving that night and whether I was going to die from it sliding around. 

Not going to appeal to the Bro’s. These will always be a pavement princess.

Jalopnik should start a contest for when the first Cybertruck gets totalled.

I wear Teva’s in the summer. I am still cool

Except the Geo had the structural integrity of a pop can

Perfect car for nice days. NP

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face. Mike Tyson

Here is the real crime. Look at Joe’s shorts and sandals combo

Found this under the seat of my BMW 850. Previous owner was fond of baggy pants and left a few cards for some gentleman’s clubs.