Members of the broader Baylor community are shocked—shocked!—and say this was the most hostile environment since folks had to run from dinosaurs.

Lilandra!

Buzz City is what I call the sounds under my wife’s sheets.

Thank God.

Every time I look at Qerim’s shirt I immediately think of all the possible children I could have created but just wasted instead.

The beautifully simplistic thing about this reaction — and it’s common everywhere and has equally little merit in just as many places — is that it assumes someone who sees Donald Trump as a poor answer to anything must also think Barack Obama is unassailable. I can assure you that isn’t the case with me; I didn’t vote…

I don’t know what the worst is.... But I have seen the BEST!

That’s a great, insightful way of putting it. And this is, honest to God, one of the main reasons that I’ve consciously tried to stop paying attention to the NFL over the last few years. It’s so all-consuming and unpleasant.

I think if you enjoy it, it’s fine. It all depends on how you feel about it. I always feel like I spend too much time dicking around on the internet (helloooooo) but then I realized I enjoy it, and sometimes just don’t have the energy to do anything more constructive, even reading a book.

Christ, people. Use your libraries; you’re already paying for them.

I, too, regret that you seem to suffer from the cognitive impairment but without ever having had the fun or made the money.

You certainly are, a fucking cracker.

I paid 10k for mine. Just like the one pictured but with black rims. My kids love it, and my non-car people friends like it. (Although the ones that can’t drive stick only like to ride in it instead of drive it)

I don’t think the target knows how to drive stick.

Perhaps you could don a rubber mask, do some ad-lib moaning, and drive them off?

I don’t care enough about the NFL to have been following closely, so can someone quickly tell how he has co-opted victim status in this move from St. Louis to Los Angeles? Is he saying he was he going to be the victim of the league, or the city of St. Louis, or...?

Which is exactly why the NFL has forbidden any future team from being set up like Green Bay - they want every team owned by a single greedy asshole. The term “non-profit” makes Goodell gag.

And yet: a large fraction of people in this country will continue lining up every week to throw money at these reprehensible sweaty taint-stains. We will buy merchandise, we will gamble on fantasy teams, we will pay for TV sports packages, we will allow the NFL to remain a “non-profit” enterprise. We are so fucking…

I hope all these people can learn the following lesson from this: sports franchise owners are not your friends. They are a bunch of fucking snakes who don’t give a shit about you and will fuck you over in a heartbeat if it makes them an extra dollar. They don’t care about your kids or your emotions or your investment…

This is going to make me sound pretentious but I don’t mean it that way at all. Maybe I’m just naturally a fart-smelling asshole, I don’t know.

In the past year, I’ve watched cricket, I’ve watched darts, I watched the final of hurling, basketball (college and NBA), baseball, hockey (lots of hockey), volleyball, lawn…