Is the NFL ‘too big to fail?’

San Diego, you have been liberated from a greedy, assbag owner who wanted you to pay for his playground and a tone-deaf sports league that literally doesn’t care about anything other than money, revels in stupidity, and is slowly killing its players. And all it cost you was eight days a year of overpriced tickets and…

They just announced that he’s at a hospital and has movement in all extremities.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

Turley sounds like the wife who marries an abusive asshole, escapes, but then wants her daughter to date his best friend. Sadly, there’s plenty of those, too.

Ugh. Can we talk about something else, like, forever?

Baseball is bad and boring and meanwhile Steph Curry is putting up 20 points in the first quarter of the first game of the season.

Baseball is a relic of a gone-and-forgotten America eulogized only by assholes like Keith Olbermann and George F. Will.

It’s funny all the “it’s not scary!” people - in 1999, it was ALL people were talking about, how terrifying it was. The usual ironic revisionism.

NFL hates it when their players care about something other than making the league money.

Jesus. Fuck you, NFL. Fuck you right in the ass with a butternut squash.

The NFL: doing everything it can to make you hate its fucking guts, since forever.

Greatest athlete commercial ever.....

I’m getting drunk and... there are baseball games on tonight?

Fuck.

I don’t really watch the NFL anymore, though I do vaguely follow it. I don’t even play fantasy football anymore (kept losing interest mid season). Yet the Jamboroo? I still love it. Glad to see it back for another season.