Do Not Masturbate While Seated

“I was gonna run my team, but then I got high”

Tell me more about this sandwich

[Andrew Luck steps into frame in a clean Colts jersey]

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

You know what’s funny? 10,000 lakes and 4.2 million mosquitoes is only 420 mosquitoes per lake.

whosacutelittlealbinoweasellookingthing? YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE

Threats of bodily harm.