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No one else said it, so I’ll give this advice - be prepared to outfit all the toilets! We started with ONE bidet (cheap $30 Biobidet to try out) in my master bath. I then went on to install in my other 4 bathrooms because I couldn’t use my own toilet due to all my kids hogging my toilet with the one bidet.

No one else said it, so I’ll give this advice - be prepared to outfit all the toilets! We started with ONE bidet

Man, twitter is dumb.

Fucking masturbate in the work toilet stalls like a well adjusted person.

There are actually people lining up to defend this idiot! Like, yes, this pandemic has introduced a whole host of challenges, and the necessities of remote work and meetings have left everyone needing to adjust to how they do things. But I can say the easiest part of my workday, every single day, has been not

I just need to say here that as an attorney who has been practicing for 25+ years and who has seen a lot of otherwise smart male lawyers do very dumb things when they have attractive female clients, I find that heart at the end very concerning.

Due respect to LeBron James and all the others voicing the issue of unfairness in treatment between white/rich and POC/poor individuals in the justice system - which is absolutely legit - but this is a bullshit take.

A person hospitalized for COVID-19 could be in the ICU for weeks. Then they could be in a rehab facility for weeks. That is hugely expensive.

Said it before, will say it again. Sidewall=good. The more sidewall, the less of those forces transfer into the car. Yes youll lose some handling, but for a daily driver? More sidewall. 

I think I’ll try these out for my now vegetarian daughter.

White people confuse me.

GayGaetzGate

It is not weird but they will have to dress up and fight crime together. 

Pardon me for pointing out the obvious, but if any other grown-ass unmarried man “adopted” a strapping, young teen boy and kept him fairly secret for years (after “dating” his older sister and then dropping her when maybe she was no longer necessary. Where is she in all of this now, anyway?) and then outed himself for

What about Cliven Bundy and his clan? Fox tried to turn those seditious pricks into folk heroes.

Absolutely, Kelly! We can’t have mob rule! We need to stop armed mobs from trying to storm state houses and threatening governors!

Anytime someone says “I love Cards Against Humanity” I involuntary squint my eyes and start looking for meaning like a terminator robot.

South Park and Rick And Morty fans also give me that same reaction. Either they’re in it for the satire or they’re in it for the “offensive humor.” No offense to anyone who likes the

Can you believe how little it fucking takes to enrage white people, compared to how much shit white people expect black people to accept graciously?

Hi Feelin! A few handy links, since I dug into the science for you:

You know that it is perfectly fine to breathe through a mask and it will help people not die.

I know. Get rid of socialism means what, exactly? No public roads?  No Fire Department? What?