White people confuse me.

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It is not weird but they will have to dress up and fight crime together. 

Pardon me for pointing out the obvious, but if any other grown-ass unmarried man “adopted” a strapping, young teen boy and kept him fairly secret for years (after “dating” his older sister and then dropping her when maybe she was no longer necessary. Where is she in all of this now, anyway?) and then outed himself for…

What about Cliven Bundy and his clan? Fox tried to turn those seditious pricks into folk heroes.

Absolutely, Kelly! We can’t have mob rule! We need to stop armed mobs from trying to storm state houses and threatening governors!

Anytime someone says “I love Cards Against Humanity” I involuntary squint my eyes and start looking for meaning like a terminator robot.

South Park and Rick And Morty fans also give me that same reaction. Either they’re in it for the satire or they’re in it for the “offensive humor.” No offense to anyone who likes the…

Can you believe how little it fucking takes to enrage white people, compared to how much shit white people expect black people to accept graciously?

Hi Feelin! A few handy links, since I dug into the science for you:

You know that it is perfectly fine to breathe through a mask and it will help people not die.

I know. Get rid of socialism means what, exactly? No public roads?  No Fire Department? What?

I looked at those mugshots for too long, and am now hopelessly addicted to meth.

Where do I go to file charges against the assault on my eyes that has been perpetrated by the sight of these meth-addled, toothless, knuckle-dragging, ass-hair braiding examples of white supremacy?

This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.

He strikes me as one of those guys who will race to the parking space closest to the store if he sees another car.

His criminal history is irrelevant. What IS relevant was the cop continuing to knee him down over a prolonged period of time preventing him from breathing, even after George clearly indicated as such, and while his colleagues stood by and did nothing.

Of course, this will never be her fault. She and her family will blame it on the fookin politically correct libtahds blah blah blah.

The part about consulting Huxley on the decision is insane - 4 year olds, even ones without developmental delays, are not in a position to make decisions like that. That’s what parents are for! Heck, my 4 year old told me yesterday that she “doesn’t like to eat” - I didn’t just fold and say “ok, you can skip dinner”.

What sucks about this moment is that this *could* have been an opportunity to talk about the real issue of people with adoption regret, or adoption... idk fatigue, in which they are faced with raising a special needs child in addition to the stresses of adoption, let alone transracial adoption. But it can’t be, ‘cause…

Fuck these people. They had doctors and others advise them against the adoption because of the severity of his needs, which they used to monitize themselves. The first three years of a child’s life are so important for development, I can’t imagine what removing him from his siblings and environment is going to do to…