White people confuse me.

*puts on jacket, gets ready to leave*

If he just called the other guests “fuckers” or “assholes” or something akin to that, an apology would make sense. He is clearly very racist though and an apology won’t just change that!

Dude...shit opinions like that are not something you need to ‘control’...why the fuck are they in your synapses in the first place.  Hope all those ‘Asian’ companies you rely on to run your business fuck you over.

It’s not just false negatives and false positives ‘adding up’. You’ve compared them to the tested population. In a population with a relatively low (true) incidence rate, the ratio of true positives to these numbers are startling. In a 10% infected population of 1000, if there are 31 false positives and 34 false…

I keep my distance from them and my mouth shut. No one appointed me Mask Cop and I choose not to take on the risks and hassles of that job.

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It is not weird but they will have to dress up and fight crime together. 

Pardon me for pointing out the obvious, but if any other grown-ass unmarried man “adopted” a strapping, young teen boy and kept him fairly secret for years (after “dating” his older sister and then dropping her when maybe she was no longer necessary. Where is she in all of this now, anyway?) and then outed himself for…

What about Cliven Bundy and his clan? Fox tried to turn those seditious pricks into folk heroes.

Absolutely, Kelly! We can’t have mob rule! We need to stop armed mobs from trying to storm state houses and threatening governors!

Anytime someone says “I love Cards Against Humanity” I involuntary squint my eyes and start looking for meaning like a terminator robot.

South Park and Rick And Morty fans also give me that same reaction. Either they’re in it for the satire or they’re in it for the “offensive humor.” No offense to anyone who likes the…

Can you believe how little it fucking takes to enrage white people, compared to how much shit white people expect black people to accept graciously?

Hi Feelin! A few handy links, since I dug into the science for you:

You know that it is perfectly fine to breathe through a mask and it will help people not die.

I know. Get rid of socialism means what, exactly? No public roads?  No Fire Department? What?

with a 90% accuracy rate.

I looked at those mugshots for too long, and am now hopelessly addicted to meth.

Where do I go to file charges against the assault on my eyes that has been perpetrated by the sight of these meth-addled, toothless, knuckle-dragging, ass-hair braiding examples of white supremacy?

This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.