“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

I know this is a weird and unpopular concept for the people of this site, but most cops are just commoners who want to help their community. Definitely take a minute to breathe and compose yourself before responding.

I have yet to see evidence that social media is a net positive.

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

Very few thought “he seems smart.”  Most thought, “fuck Hillary Clinton.”

The solution is simple. Just cover every surface of the interior with soft, luxurious, cosseting velour! Crushed velvet is also acceptable, Mr. Constanza.

Meanwhile, in the USA:

his dog Jimbo was locked in a room, sitting in his own piss.

I’m taking this news rather hard. Even with stiff competition from the Internet, I never thought this day would come.

Well, I like the Phillies, Sixers and Flyers. Also Penn hoops even though they kinda suck but I like supporting my Alma Mater. Not many others teams. Not a huge college football fan but I root agains PSU any chance I get.

A good lesson to take from this is that it’s never a good idea to use racial slurs at work.

“Is it even legal to refuse us” Jesus Lord, are you serious? And 15 pounds is not a small dog. I have small dogs (5 pounds, 8 pounds). I tried an empty dog friendly patio once, never again.

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

Why does everyone want to bring their dog with them every time they leave the house? Grocery store-bring your dog. Retail store that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with dogs or pets-bring your dog along! Maybe there will be another dog there and they can bark and fight!

america works just like a car... you put it in (D) to go forward and (R) to go backwards...

I am loving that it seems like Omarosa taped every goddamn conversation for the past 2 years lololololol

First of all, I said explicitly that I don’t know much about Thompson. So I didn’t know that about him.

There are four main reasons Audi should focus on Germany first and not America:

While it is true that there is an established relationship between tendon rupture and fluoroquinolone (FQ) use, the incidence (the number of new cases) of tendon rupture associated with FQ use is extremely low. The incidence is estimated at 12 per 100,000. This risk is greatest during the first 90 days of those taking…

The problem with this (aside from the obvious one) is that the worst of it would likely happen after Trump is out of office, and his low-knowledge base will just move on to blame whoever the successor is and keep kissing Trump’s ass.