My neighbors, and they ARE shitty but mostly for other reasons, often park thier cars on my side of the street, even though there’s nothing in their garage, driveway, or own side of the street preventing them from doing so. Not a BIG deal, but when I want to park MY vehicles on the road for any reason, I cannot…

After his tenure with the Browns he should be forbidden by law to claim football knowledge ever again.

But pregnant teens will be denied abortions, because LIFE. IS. SACRED.

Counterpoint: All Starburst flavors are garbage.

I’ve had Pappy and was very unimpressed with the Weller. Blanton’s would be the best Pappy substitute you can reasonably buy IMHO. Plus you get the horse on your bottle...

The Democratic Party absolutely abandoned these voters. When a Democratic President championed and signed the Voting Rights Act and Civil Rights Act, it turned its back on everything these voters stood for.

“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.” - George…

Red water was already burnt, so this water can’t catch on fire like other blue/clear water, duh.

This is the America I know and love.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS A CHEMICAL

Xantax? Is that a Xanax and a Zantac mixed? Sounds nuts, chill and no heartburn.

One of my regrets visiting DC was not going to Arlington and seeing the changing of the guards. I was only ther for a short time but I think I would have rather skipped the White House or National Archives to see that.

The city itself is all very walkable, but my personal favorite activity (hack?) is to bike from Arlington to DC (we have Capital Bikeshare for those needing to rent something for cheap). You’ll breeze right past the typical tourists and the traffic and are able to see the entire city in an afternoon. Of course, bundle…

DC is a great place to visit. I’ve lived here off and on for the last 25 years and it never gets boring. So many tips!

A hefty FU to the multitudes of Gawker/Jezebel readers who flooded my comment a year or two ago angry because I said this guy’s brand of anti-sexist anti-racist comedy was itself sexist, racist and not particularly funny. I believed the rumors from the start. Also, as a man myself, believe me when i say C.K. is a…

I have to respectfully disagree in this case.

I guess that’s one advantage to being a big fat guy.

Nurx shouldn’t be controversial since all it fundamentally does is eliminate a visit to a gynecologist’s office

Cost may be prohibitive, but I much prefer polished shiny copper than oxidized green copper.