Westlake tires will create the same nice amount of smoke as a set of Pilot SS’s so go out, roast the crap out of that junk and then put proper set.

Best case is they needed to put on new tires to sell it and went with the cheapest option figuring the new owner will get whatever they want. 

50lbs? Amateur.

Just wanted to say that my wife and kids are driving me nuts.

Poor car dealers. They should get a big bailout check from the government. But first, let’s step into the finance manager’s office and go over a few items....

A minivan would be a great choice if he doesn’t mind hauling farm stuff in a space that he can’t easily hose out.

I think the Pacifica tows 3500 as well. But are they fun? I think they are the most versatile vehicle named so far.

Torch was closest. But for reals, just accept that a minivan is the answer to all those questions. The Odyssey tows up to 3500. It has all the space. Really - all of it. 

When I was in high school 30+ years ago, I had a friend that had a couple of KC HiLITES mounted rearward facing on his parcel shelf. Anyone that came up behind him in a lifted truck or with their highs on got a face full of daylight. Dangerous (in so many ways) but also hilarious.

I got a strip of holographic mirrored tint that flares up when assholes behind me in a lifted truck or idiots running with the high beams are on. Quite fun watching them cycle through the lights to get it to stop reflecting in their face. 

There’s something poetic about Tavarish going broke following is own bad advice.

You can get a 10 years old one for cheap and drive it to the pawn shop.

What? Where did that come from?

wow. In Illinois, it’s birth certificate or passport, social security card or W-2, and 2 proofs of residence. And the dmv’s computer system went down when I tried to go, so that was a fun, hungry day since that hour I waited was my lunch break, and the dmv was already closed 2x more than normal for holidays - and…

Illinois only recently got off their worthless asses and made them available. Too bad it’s a divine act of God to even acquire one.

To quote from one of my favorite movies, Stripes.

Nope! A big NOPE at this price.

EXACTLY.

Fuck you.

Yes, because there’s a button on the seat, which allows the seat to recline, which was placed there intentionally by the manufacturer, and that the airline then bought and sold tickets to use.