I get that the old face had similarities to the 200, but in what world is the new look a “major improvement”? I guess it has kind of a Subaru look, which is ok I suppose... but I’m not sure it looks better. I’d give it a solid “eh”.

Underrated comment.  Its the rare case of looking better in photos than in person.

Yeah, everything is OK until you hit the back door, then it all goes to shit. 

I, on the other hand, want to make the bears work for their late night meals and hence appreciate the loft-like sleeping perch/buffet table.

Drink more beer and you’re no longer concerned about getting up before peeing.

I have owned bikes in the past but don’t own one right now. If I was looking for a big cruiser, I would go Indian or Triumph. I just find the Harley image really distasteful. It is a bunch of wannabe tough guys wearing black t-shirts with “edgy” slogans on them. 

New rule to fix onside kicks:

I thought there was 100% gender equality in the car buying market and everyone gets treated poorly?

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

The very LAST thing my parents were ever concerned with was how comfortable my brother and I were in the car. We were lucky to be getting a ride somewhere at all - my parents were NOT in the kid taxi business. We could like it or lump it. And complaining would result in a swat at best or in one case, a long, cold walk…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Still valid?

General admission is the absolute fucking worst for any in demand event. The fucking worse. It just leads to lining up a million hours before the thing starts, people trying to find ways to jump the line, people arguing about line jumping, and people fighting about whether saving spots in line is ok.

The trailer for the Mask prequel is way more intense than I had imagined. 

It's more like Bring a Butler

I took a dealer up on this once, because it was the right time for me to want to sell the car and get something else. Ended up getting a good chunk more than he initially offered based on his “I have three buyers right now”

They don’t even care about your car. Salespersons will periodically call their former clients when they know the lease/financing is at 2/3 or more, and will often use the “we have a lot of interest for used -INSERT CAR OF THE PERSON- and would like to offer an appraisal.

Dealers trying to buy/sell a car in the service lane is very normal. They have a ton of info on your car from you bringing it into the service lane and have software that gives them a ton of info.

I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Javy Baez is a national treasure.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”