Oh heck no, keep me away from in front of any cameras, ever.

Sponsorship might have helped to teach the public on the proper use of condoms.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

Sounds like most drivers

So this applies for BMW drivers as well? “Ricers”?

In fairness, they most probably couldn’t find the turn signals because Citroen put them somewhere other than where you’d usually find them.

sad trombone

Except no one will see your star, because...

Hey I referenced ol’ Grampa Dyson and the Lewis Carrol clan!

...I think he should stick to his silly plan of covering entire stars with spheres...

This comment will sadly not get the notice that it should. But you have my star.

...I think he should stick to his silly plan of covering entire stars with spheres...

That’s a sleep-deprivedism. Tweaked for clarity.

Instead of this:

Just realized I’ve been putting bleach on my pasta for nearly two decades...

You forgot these...

Jalopnik commentors: where Formula E car sound jokes are older than your grandpas ball sack.