Go tell your boss the service your company provides is silly, then ask for more pay, better conditions, whatever. Come back and let us know how that goes.

It’s not a black-white clip until someone calls the black guy lazy.

See if you can fit this around your brain, Adolph Rupp. It’s close to the end of the quarter (high schools play quarters). The offense is running down the clock to get a last shot. The defense isn’t fouling BECAUSE IT WOULD MEAN A ONE-AND-ONE. The…

Except it’s for the vets you fucking cocksucker

Amateur hour. Lee Elia knew how to let loose:

it’s crazy how i went from “lol guess signing bum-ass sub-mendoza David Ross is just a clause of the Lester contract, right?” to legitimately loving the man and being actually sad to see him go. The bromance between Bryant, Rizzo and Ross was so fucking cute and it’s refreshing to see guys on a sports team that seem…

They went from worst team to a (probable) perennial juggernaut in 5 years, winning the pennant in extra innings in game 7 after a 108 year drought. What do you expect? If you keep hearing this into the new year, I would agree with you. It’s been two fucking days, let us be happy.

He does a ton of charity work on behalf of cancer organizations, hate elsewhere.

Oh, eat a dick.

Mexican food. New York’s is awful, Chicago has awesome Mexican on literally every single block. It’s amazing.

aka “first”

If I wanted a salad, I’d order one. Get that shit off my hot dog, you rubes.

You realize there are only two possibilities here, right?

A city that is home to the Chicago-style hot dog does not need “new restaurants.”