I lost count at four creams. So many creams! I only use one cream, and I don't use it consistently. That's probably why this is my face:

Sometimes you feel black; sometimes you don't.

"a texture that is rich yet generous, melting and impalpable."

But what about guinea pigs??? We need Mark Shrayber to weigh in on this.

Why is the title of this not

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

They could have included some of those marketing executives on the online one, to make room for her on the air...

Can we refocus on where we can get these Oreos? And BTW, you drink red wine with chocolate and desserts...and anything

MAKE THIS DIE.

Thanks. Last pregnancy my fingernails were practically black all the time because of my double stuff obsession. I love them with milk.

I found mine at Kroger but was awfully disappointed in them. The cream filling smelled like cream cheese but didn't really taste like it and the Oreo cookie just tasted like Oreo cookie. However, I'm so glad you liked them!! I really wanted to.

Counterpoint: None! Not withstanding what it says about serving size on the package of Oreos, what constitues a serving depends on how much milk you have in the house. If you have a half-gallon of milk, then a serving of Oreos is a one-and-a-quarter pound package.

Like apparently packaging milk in bottles that look to damn close to Chlorox bleach.

Yes, correct, oreos and/or freshly baked homemade cookies REQUIRE a cool glass of milk for dunking.

This is how I feel about this article.

WHERE DID YOU FIND THEM?! I've looked at Target, CVS, the grocery store, and come up empty. I want to bring some to my oreo loving Nana. And also shove about ten in my mouth.

right?? If I gave up milk WHAT WOULD I DRINK WITH MY COOKIES

That comic explains something I could never put into words.