Existential crises, thy name is Cuomo.

What about when you come over to your mom's house for Chanukkah and she tells you she wrote a rap song, even though she doesn't listen to rap or any other music made after 1970, and her rap song is all about aging gracefully and looking beautiful and includes the term "bling"? I handled it by eating a bunch of olives…

GET ME OFF THIS EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER.

I'm sad now.

I hope you're the bang buddy.

.....Caity?

I live for Jenna and J. Crew! My style icons . . .

I was wondering why J. Crew has been having insane sales lately. Has anyone else noticed that? Also, remember when Dawson's Creek was in the mag?

Her hair IS beautiful. And I will say, in the finale, when the Goldenblatts receive the photo of the daughter they will be adopting from China, and Charlotte says through her tears, "that's our baby! I know that's our baby!"...

AGREED.

guys, he got *scared*!

Kara, maybe its because I consider you the RBG of Shade Court, but holy shit I could not love you more.

Aiden was dull. Like his uninspired Mission-knockoff furniture.

Not an expert on this but....she cheats on him a bunch of times....he briefly tries to introduce her to something that is important to him...and HE is the selfish one?!?

she put a BIRD on her head for him!

ugh Petrovsky was sooo pretentious though

I'm team Wallis, Vaughn's mother. You know the guy with premature ejaculation.

Sure Smith was hot, but Samantha found herself taking a backseat to his career, and she didn't want to do that. She was too ambitious a woman to play second fiddle to anyone.

"a very, very long divorce."

I MEAN. Let's be real. Big was horrible, but seriously she should not have married Aidan, either.