Well the relationship couldn’t be perfect because you would be constantly living with the lie of shagging a goat. Unless the love of your life is perfectly fine with that situation. The shame and loathing you would have to endure creates an inbuilt level of dysfunction into the relationship that no amount of love…

Well Eireann is kinda the genitive case of Eire or in English it just means Ireland, Erin is the dative case I think. Both anyway are correct and no more or less pretentious that each other. I’m guessing with along with the surname Dolan she is of pretty recent Irish ancestry, mayhaps her parents. Though Eireann does…